Not Feeling Well
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't
been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the
room and comes back with three different bottles of
pills.
The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big
glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with
a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going
to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of
water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man
stammers, "My goodness, doc, exactly what's my problem?"
Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."