Real Miracle
A newly converted hippie was very interestedly
reading the Bible while waiting for transportation and
every now and then would exclaim, "Alleluia, Praise the
Lord, Amen" and on and on as he read on. A skeptic heard
him and came and asked what he was reading. He answered"
I am reading how God parted the Red Sea and let the
Israelites go through--that is a miracle!"
The skeptic explained "Do not believe everything the
Bible tells you. The truth of the matter is that that
body of water was only really 6 inches deep - so it was
not miracle." The hippie nodded in disappointment but
kept on reading as the skeptic was walking away feeling
proud that he had set the hippie straight. All of a
sudden the skeptic heard the hippie let out a big
"Alleluia, PTL".
At this the skeptic came back to him and asked, "What
is it this time?" The hippie said excitedly in one
breath, "This one is a real miracle, God drowned the
whole Egyptian army in 6 inches of water!!!"
