Why do spouses stay together?
FIREFIGHTER: "We don't let hot spots become
five-alarms."
CARPENTER: "A good foundation is important."
TEACHER: "Still learning about each other."
PRINTER: "We duplicate our fine points on a good
bond.
ASTRONOMER: "We don't make little novas into Big
Bangs."
CHIROPRACTOR: "We straighten out the kinks before
they become painful stains."
ELECTRICIAN: "There's always some sparkling and
arcing, but we keep our hot side grounded.
INNKEEPER: "Warm accommodations, pleasant atmosphere,
privacy."
LAWYER: "We sustain each other."
ATHLETE: It takes 110%, but no pain, no gain."
DENTIST: "A nice smile, first thing in the morning
and last thing at night."
PHARMACIST: "Love is the best medicine, and we keep a
child-proof cap on our tempers."
TRUCKER: "It's a long, hard road without a good
buddy."
GOVERNMENT CONTRACTOR: "A good partner is worth
billions."
MAIL CARRIER: "Daily communication."
