The Good Cat
Once there was a really good cat who died and went to
heaven. When he got to the pearly gates St. Peter met
him and told him that because he had been a good cat on
Earth he could have anything he wanted.
The cat had always wanted a big fluffy pillow like
the one her master had on Earth so that was her request.
A few days later 4 really good mice died and went to
heaven. Once again, St. Peter met them at the pearly
gates and told them they could have anything they wanted
for being so good.
They had seen children roller skating on Earth and
thought that sounded like fun so they requested roller
skates.
A few days later St. Peter decides to go check on the
cat and make sure all is well with her. When he arrives
at her pillow he asks her, "Is the pillow the right
type? Are you comfortable? Do you need anything else?"
To which the cat replied, " The pillow is wonderful
and those meals on wheels are terrific!"