Snail Benevolent Fund
A man is sitting down to read the paper when he hears
a knock on his door. Upon opening the door the man is
confronted by a snail on his doorstep.
"Good evening," says the snail, "I'm collecting for
the snail benevolent fund. Would you care to make a
donation?". The snail gets his reply as the man kicks
him into the bushes.
Ten years later there's another knock at the door.
Again, the man finds a snail on his doorstep. "That
wasn't very nice!" exclaims the snail.
