Two Dogs
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with
a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to
the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that
restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in
there. We've got dogs with us." The guy with the
Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead. They walk
over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman
Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts
to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets
allowed."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the
door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He says, "Yes, they're
using them now, they're very good." The guy at the door
says, "Come on in." The guy with the Chihuahua figures,
"What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses
and starts to walk in.
The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the
door says, "A Chihuahua?" The guy with the Chihuahua
says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"
