FAMOUS QUOTES
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel
way to motivate her class. She told them that she would
read a quote and the first student to correctly identify
who said it would receive the rest of the day off.
She started with "This was England's finest hour."
Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, " Winston
Churchill."
"Congratulations said the teacher you may go home."
The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can
do for you." Before she could finish this quote, another
young lady belts out, "John F. Kennedy".
"Very good" says the teacher, "you may go."
Irritated that he has missed two golden
opportunities, Little Johnny said, "I wish those girls
would just shut up."
Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher
demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly rose to
his feet and said, "Bill Clinton. I'll see you Monday."
