"Is The Dog Dead?"
A woman took her dog to the vet "Doctor," she said,
"I think my dog is dead".
The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down
and took a cat out of a box.
The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't
move.
"Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.
"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks. "$345," says
the doctor.
"$345!!?" the lady asks.
"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat
scan."
