FORREST GUMP IS AT IT AGAIN
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to
the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules
were in effect due to the advances in education on
earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
Heavenly Soul must answer three questions.
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered..
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and Tomorrow."
2. There are 12 seconds in a year."
3. God has two first names and they are Andy and
Howard."
Saint Peter said, "OK I'll buy Today and Tomorrow,
even though it's not the answer I expected, your answer
is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and
why did you ever think that God's first name was either
Andy or Howard?"
Forrest responded, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc......"
OK, I give" said Saint Peter, "but what about the
God's first name stuff?"
Forrest said "Well, from the song... Andy walks with
me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own...?
and the prayer... Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard
be thy name...."
Saint Peter let him in without further ado.
