AGE IS A FUNNY THING
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when
we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less
than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that
you think in fractions. How old are you?.... "I'm four
and a half" .... You're never 36 and a half .... you're
four and a half going on five!
That's the key. You get into your teens, now they
can't hold you back. You jump to the next number. How
old are you? "I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12, but
you're gonna be 16.
And then the greatest day of your life happens ....
you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ....
you BECOME 21 ... YES!!!
But then you turn 30 .... ooohhh what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk .... He TURNED, we had to
throw him out. There's no fun now.
What's wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN
30, then you're PUSHING 40 ..... stay over there, it's
all slipping away ........
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you
REACH 50 ..... and your dreams are gone.
Then you MAKE IT to 60 ..... you didn't think you'd
make it!!!!
So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you
REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60 ...... then you build up so
much speed you HIT 70!
After that, it's a day by day thing. After that, you
HIT Wednesday .... You get into your 80's, you HIT
lunch. My grandmother won't even buy green bananas ....
it's an investment you know, and maybe a bad one.
And it doesn't end there .... into the 90's you start
going backwards .... I was JUST 92 ...
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over
100, you become a little kid again .... "I'm 100 and a
half!!!!"
