SOME THINGS TO PONDER IN LIFE
1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side
down,and cats always land on their feet, what would
happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back
of a cat?
5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of
the year,why do they have locks on the doors?
6. Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of
the drive-up ATM machine?
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?
8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats
instead of parachutes?
9. Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to
work?
11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make
Teflon stick to the pan?
12. If you're driving at the speed of light and you
turn on your headlights, what happens?
13. You know why most packages say "open here"? What
should you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"?
14. Why do we drive on parkways and park on
driveways?
15. Why is it that when you transport something by
car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport
something by ship it's called cargo?
16. You know that little indestructible black box
that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole
plane out of the same substance?
17. Why is it that when you're driving and looking
for the address,you turn the radio down?
18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
19. Why are they called apartments when they're all
stuck together?
20. What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a
plane?
21. If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters
fight crime,what do freedom fighters fight?
22. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
23. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
