KITCHEN QUOTE
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen
Is Delirious
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And
Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and
cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they
shall never cease to be amused.
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This
Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending
machines
