INTRODUCTION TO CHINESE
Ai Bang Mai Ne: "I bumped into the coffee table"
Ai No Pei: "I have a press pass"
Chin Tu Fat: "Have you considered a face lift?"
Dum Gai: "A stupid person"
Dung On Mai Shu: "I stepped in excrement"
Fat He: "An unattractive person"
Gun Pao Der: "An ancient Chinese invention"
Hao Long Wei Ting: "When is the bus due?"
Hia Dei Kum: "Stand by to repel boarders"
Hu Flung Dung: "Which one of you fertilised the
field?"
Hu Yu Hai Ding: "Are you harbouring a fugitive?"
Jan Ne Ka Sun: "A former late night talk show host"
Kum Hia: "I'd like to talk to you"
Lao Ze: "Not very good"
Lao Ze Sho: "Gilligan's Island"
Lei Loh: "Keep out of sight"
Lei Tsho: "Midnight television programme"
Li Loh: "A temporary bed"
Lin Ching: "An illegal execution"
Ming Toy: "Plaything belonging to ancient emperor"
Moon Lan Ding: "One small step for man"
Ne Ahn: "A lighting fixture used in advertising
signs"
Noh Pah King: "Tow-away zone"
Noh Tsmo King: "Cigarettes are hazardous to health"
Noh Wei Ding: "Keep out of the pond"
Shai Gai: "A bashful person"
Shu Man Go: "Your body odour is offensive"
Tai Ni Bei Bi: "A premature infant"
Tai Ni Po Ni: "A small horse"
Ten Ding Ba: "Serving drinks to people"
Wan Bum Lung: "A person with TB"
Wah Shing Kah: "Cleaning the family car"
Wai Go Nao: "Do you really have to leave?"
Wai So Dim: "Who turned off the light?"
Wai Yu Kum Nao: "I thought the meeting was next week"
Wai Yu Mun Ching: "I thought you were on a diet?"
Wai Yu Shao Ting: "There is no reason to raise your
voice"
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: "Don't you know anything by
Cole Porter?"
Yu Mai Te Tan: "Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with
you"
Yu So Dim: "You aren't very bright"
