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Work vs Prison
In prison
you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8'
cubicle.
In prison
you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a
break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison
you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get
rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work you
must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and
unlocks all the doors for you.
In prison
you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get
fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison
they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At
work you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison
you get your own loo.
At work you have to share.
In prison
they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work
you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison
all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work
required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to
go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary
to pay for the prisoners.
In prison
you spend most of your life looking through bars from
the inside wanting to get out.
At work you
spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside
bars.
In prison
you can join many programs which you can leave at any
time.
At work there are some programs you can never
get out of.
In prison
there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we
have managers.
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