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Farmers Comparison
A Texan
farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets
an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off
his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have
wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they
walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off
his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We
have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your
cows".
The
conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan
sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He
asks,
"And what
are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look,
"Don't you
have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
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