The Baptist Dog?
This Baptist couple felt it important to own a equal
Baptist pet, so they went shopping.
At the kennel specializing in this particular breed,
they found a dog they liked quite a lot.
When they asked the dog to fetch the BIBLE, he did it
in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm
23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with
dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal,
and went home.
That night they had friends over. They were so proud
of their new Baptist dog and his major skills, they
called the dog and showed him off a little.
The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog
was able to do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This
stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about
"normal" tricks.
"Well", they said, "Let's try it out."
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly
pronounced the command, "Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on
the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration,
and bowed his head.
They had been deceived!
He was Pentecostal !!
