Two Priests
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and
decided that they would make this a real vacation by not
wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As
soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts,
sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in
their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
"drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
stare and when she passed them, smiled and said, "Good
morning Father", "Good morning Father", nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she
recognize them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store, bought even
more outrageous outfits - these were so loud, you could
hear them before you even saw them - and again settled
on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a
string bikini this time, came walking toward them again.
(They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes
were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she
approached them and greeted them individually: "Good
morning Father", "Good morning Father", and started to
walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just
a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of
it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"
"Oh Father, don't you recognize me? Take a good look,
now close your eyes, add a hat and gown. I'm sister
Angela!"
