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Word
Processor
This is a
list I got off usenet where someone wondered what kind
of messages a word processor would give when exiting
without saving the file if the programmer was of one of
various Christian denominations:
Non-sectarian: Do you wish to Save
your work?
Roman-Catholic: Registry indicates
user is female; only males are allowed to Save.
Anglican:
Your work may or may not be Saved
Lutheran: If
you don't follow the instruction manual, don't expect
your work to be Saved.
Mennonite:
Document contains the word "dancing"; it cannot be Saved
J. Witness:
You are user 144,001; your work cannot be Saved
Mormon:
Could we interest you in Saving your work?
Millenarian:
It is almost to late to Save your work
S. Baptist:
If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.
TV Preacher:
This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will
try to Save *this* file.
Born-again:
Before Saving your work, this proram will erase all
existing data. Proceed?
Faith
healers: If you believe your work will be Saved, it will
be Saved. ----
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