Minister
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to
be a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what
made you decide to be a minister?"
"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church
on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to
stand up and yell than to sit still and listen."
