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Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans
10:13 Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior
and Jesus
Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many
call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the
top management position in your heart. Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my
resume.
Qualifications · I founded the earth and
established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) · I formed
man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) · I
breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) ·
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
· The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your
life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background · I've only
had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). · I've never been
tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. ·
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew
3:15-17)
Skills Work Experiences · Some of my
skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be
poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives
free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and
setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
· I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who
listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See
Proverbs 1:33). · Most importantly, I have the authority,
ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)
Educational Background · I encompass
the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). · In me are hid all of
the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
· My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a
lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms
119:105). · I can even tell you all of the secrets of your
heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments · I was an
active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
times, (See Genesis 1:26). · I laid down my life so that
you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). · I defeated the
archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly,
(See Colossians 2:15). · I've miraculously fed the poor,
healed the sick and raised the dead! · There are many more
major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read
them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.
References · Believers and followers
worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,
deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation Now that you've read my
resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely
qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In
summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs
3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews
3:15).
Send this resume to everyone you know, you never
know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God
bless you!
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