Q: Is
it common for 60+ folks to have problems
with short-term
memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a
problem,
retrieving it is a
problem.
Q: As people
age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where can
women over the age of 60 find
good looking men who
are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under
fiction.
Q: What can a
man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A:
Keep busy.
If you're handy
with tools,
you can finish
the basement.
When you are done, you will have a
place to live.
Q: Where do
60+ folks look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their
foreheads.
Q: What is the
most common remark made by 60+ folks
when shopping in
antique stores?
A: "I remember
these."
Old Age Quotes
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill
Cosby
Old age is
no place for sissies.
Bette
Davis
Age is a
question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't
matter.
Satchel
Paige
Just remember, once you're over
the hill,
you begin to pick up
speed.
Charles
Schulz
"Don't worry about
senility,"
my grandfather used to say.
"When it hits
you, you won't know it."
Bill
Cosby
Wrinkles should merely indicate
where smiles have been.
Mark
Twain
Inside every seventy year old is
a thirty five year old
asking, "What
happened?"
Ann
Landers
The secret of staying young is to
live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille
Ball
My parents didn't want to move to
Florida,
but they turned sixty, and it was the
law.
Jerry
Seinfeld
It's no longer a question of
staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a
sickness you like.
Jackie
Mason
Put cotton in your ears and
pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber
gloves.
Smear Vaseline over your
glasses,
and there you have it: instant old
age.
Malcolm
Cowley
