If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And if so,
how would you treat them?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?

How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to
the pan?

If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why
don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in
telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

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