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If you can't get your
work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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Don't be irreplaceable:
if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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It doesn't matter what
you do, it only matters what you say you've done and
what you're going to do.
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After any salary raise,
you will have less money at the end of the month than
you did before.
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The more crap you put up
with, the more crap you are going to get.
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Eat one live toad the
first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day.
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When the bosses talk
about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
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If at first you don't
succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool
about it.
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Everything can be filed
under "miscellaneous."
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Never delay the ending of
a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
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If you are good, you will
be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you
will get out of it.
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If it wasn't for the last
minute, nothing would get done.
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When you don't know what
to do, walk fast and look worried.
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The
last person that quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong.
