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MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any
more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember
you can
look in the back of your panties. Mine say 5 to
6."
STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his Mom
goodnight. "I love you so much,
that when you
die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
BRITTANY (4) had an earache and
wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain
to take the
lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have
to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know
it's
me?"
SUSAN (4) was drinking
juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me
this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth
cough."
DANIEL (4) stepped onto the
bathroom scale and asked: "How much do
I
cost?"
MARC (4) was
engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing
in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off
them, he asked his dad:
"Why is he whispering in her
mouth?"
CLINTON (5) was in his
bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what
was
troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this
bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in
it?"
JAMES (4) was listening to a Bible
story. His dad read: "The man named
Lot was warned to
take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife
looked back and was turned to salt."
Concerned, James asked: "What
happened to the
flea?"
TAMMY (4) was with her mother when
they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom
knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked,
"Why doesn't your skin fit your
face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will
never forget this particular
Sunday
sermon...
"Dear Lord," the
minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a
rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,
we are but dust." He
would have continued but
at that moment my very obedient daughter (who
was
listening) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill
little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt
dust?"
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